The smuff

The smuff is a mitten delicacy. Everyone eats at least one a day. It comes in three flavours; Lemon Wedgey and Futon Crouton, Heap of Stuff and Raspberry Disarray.

Smuff has the texture of densified cappuccino froth. You role a smuff stick in the liquid (smuff juice) and then white froth grows on the stick which expands to become a smuff.

Smuff sticks are recycled in smuff boxes which are clear so you can see the smuff sticks. Smuff sticks are made from grass. Smuff sticks are really the only cutlery a Mitten needs as it can be used as a spoon for eating anything, including soup. Or as a knife to cut up tofu.